Quirky Kayleen

I spend a lot of time pointing out my husband's flaws and quirks, so I thought I'd make a list of things that probably drive him crazy since he'd only ever admit to one or two things.

I can't seem to park straight.
I have a lead foot and road rage.

I open Christmas presents early and then re-wrap them as if nothing happened. (Sorry James and Mom)
Maybe I should mention that I also can't wrap presents.

I get cranky if you wake me up.

I get obnoxiously silly if I stay up late.

I add cream cheese to scrambled eggs and chocolate to my milk.

I sing awkward songs when I get nervous. (Sorry Thomas and Caley and many others :)

I HATE when things get unorganized.

I love getting pedicures, but hate having people touch my feet. 

I think the play area in the mall was created with me in mind, and I think it's weird that I'm the only other mom chasing her kids down the slide.

I always pick the second product in from the shelf, never the one in front.

I wear a scarf just about every day.

I do not like to cook, but always feel good when I do.

Yes, I still burn food. Mostly I undercook food which then leads to burning food. I can never seem to get it just right.

I think candles are fantastic.
I stutter.
I thoroughly enjoy a good cry.
I have a secret crush on Justin Bieber.
I have a very wrinkly forehead.
I make up songs about everything and it is a rule that it cannot make sense.

Pottery Barn makes me happy. Their price tags do not.

I get sick if I don't eat right away or if I wait too long in between meals.

I order chicken strips almost every time we eat out.

I think birthdays are a big deal and should be celebrated as such (hint, hint).

I think I'm right most of the time.

It's awful, but I rarely apologize first (see above comment).

I love The Bachelor and Modern Family.
I wear bright red or pink lipstick even thought I know it drives James crazy.

I watch Home Improvement, The Santa Clause, or Stepmom when I'm sad.

I get nervous when I bring Ezra to school because I always think I've forgotten something.

I cry when doing my make-up more often than is normal. 

I love wearing socks with nylons (never in public, of course).

I really could keep going, but for now I'll say:

Dear James,
I'm sorry for constantly pointing out your quirks and flaws, when I, shockingly, have so many of my own. Though, I know deep down you think these are cute, even if they do make you roll your eyes. I give you permission to add to this list as you wish (though I advise against it if you know what's good for you). Love you.
-Baby Kay